I Just Want To Go "BLAAAGHHHH!!!!!!"
So I have been working a ton and have had a lot on my plate. I have barely found time to go to the bathroom let alone do this, until now; and thanks to stress I seem incapable of going to the bathroom...
View ArticleIm BACCCKKKK..... again...
So for those of you who are new to the scene or who join late here is a recap of things to date:1. I am a 20 something pilots wife(ish).2. James (the pilot) and I met when I was 19 and he was 23. I...
View ArticleNOOOoooooo
Okay so I may have mentioned in a previous post or two that my sister and I DO NOT generally get along. I could get into the specifics but I would rather not. The short important facts:She holds...
View ArticleSo, Yes... I am still alive, but:
TOMORROW I AM GETTING MARRIED!I have been so freakin' busy I havent even logged on here in weeks. Sad :(Either way I am gone another 3 then I am back and can have a little more me time now that I am...
View ArticleA Post In Which I Sum Up My Recent Life Events In 6 Sentences
So much has happened since I posted regularly. I work well with lists so I will list the updates (in no particular order).1. I got married.2. I convinced myself that eating my face off on my honeymoon...
View ArticleSpider, Where are you?!
In my last post, I mentioned my concerns about Lolo and the transitions she may go through with me going back to work with so many hours. Here is why.For our honeymoon, James and I went to his family...
View ArticleLook Out, Turbulence Ahead…
To catch up I have the next week off. Through I suppose that the correct term is unemployed. Anyways, don’t freak out too much. I have already lined up a cushy job at a jewelry store beginning the...
View ArticleA Post in Which I am Duped by a Poop, and Miss My Rugs
Today is day three of toilet training with Lolo. She is the one that is two and a half and I can’t say I have any more of an idea how to do this than she does. So here how I have been winging… I...
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Okay - So I stole this off an MSN site, but its written very much in my style...
How Women's Magazines Ruined My Sex LifeI have nothing against monthly glossies -- except when their advice seeps into my bedroom. Some sex advice is undeniably true (example: "Stay awake."). But as...
View ArticleSecret Number 5ish of a Pilot's Wife: HIND sight, is 20/20…. And its Bigger....
So the other day I left the jewelry store (new job) to grab a tea and ended up in line behind a large bottomed brunette. Now I am all for large bottoms, and have always had one myself, but let me tell...
View ArticleI know Jack Shit, about Jack
Sometime before I met James, I met Jack. No that not his real name, but it’s appropriate as I wouldn’t be surprised if he hears it along with the name ‘ass’ more than he hears his actual name. I can’t...
View ArticleEven Our Phone Sex Is No Sex At All
James and I haven’t made love consistently in a while. Not that I have been particularly happy with the frequency (or lack there of) in which we ‘get physical’ as O.N.J would put it. Ever since the...
View ArticleIM HALF WAY
Alright, so I have to exclaim, I am halfway through my pregnancy! Yes thats right... I have for a 21 week time span managed not to drop my fetus in the toilet. I am a fantastic mother.Parenthood...
View ArticleMy Reply To The Comment "STOP COMPLAINING" Left On My Blog
A few weeks ago someone left a reply to my post “Even Our Phone Sex Is No Sex At All ” So here is my reply.To start, have you no idea what a blog is often used for? To vent, and express feelings. A...
View ArticleSo What If I Want To Take Photos Of Nakie People
I am not sure how else to say it. I am not a peeping Tanya, I am not a pervert (okay well maybe a little bit of one). But I want to take pictures of people. Naked people. When I was a child, I used to...
View ArticleDeck The Halls - With My Bunny's Balls?
I was going to post this christmas eve - but somehow just realized I must have 'saved' the post vs. posting.. So here it is:So the other night James noticed a few tiny spots of blood in our rabbits...
View ArticleI Wish I Was Playing Naked Twister
I am feeling totally a divided mess in every area of life right now. FRIENDSHIP I screwed up with my best friend, and am sincerely not sure that she will ever consider me a close friend again. I didn’t...
View Article5 Things I Forgot Came With Being Pregnant – and wish didn’t.
1. As stupid as this may seem. I forgot about the uncontrollable weight gain. I had managed to get my weight under control going into this pregnancy – but the ‘loss of control’ is making me want to...
View ArticleBalls. Balls. Balls. Fuck.
So I have put the proverbial tennis ball in someone else’s court – and now I want it back. I can hear my male friends saying ‘Isn’t that a woman for you – always after someone’s balls.’But this time it...
View ArticleNew Side Blog
As I am getting a few more readers, I am thinking there is a way higher chance that some of you have an interest in photography. Even though you never officially 'followed me' I know you pop in on me...
View ArticleSecret Number 6ish: You really should not be consuming alcohol when hubby is...
Dont get me wrong.I am all for alcohol (when I am not preggo).But to relax, drinking probably isn't the most responsible way to do it when you are sole caregiver.Necessity is the mother of invention.I...
View ArticleAm I Nuts Thinking of Drinking Booze During Pregnancy???
Okay, so here is the just of it... I am dealing with some issues of anxiety/depression. The "why" list is so long I have not been posting lately because I just feel too crappy to bother...I started see...
View ArticleLong time no see...
Okay so I have be super overwhelmed and this post is going to be extremely long if I tackle it all in one go. So prepare for a few 'chapters' over the next coming days...I should just write a...
View ArticleThe Mentalist. A Show About A Guy Who Goes Mental.
No, Im kidding. Its not a show about that at all.. but don’t I wish?Then I’d have something to relate to – because as it stands the closest thing I can relate to is “Dexter.”I have a list a mile long...
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