Long time no see...

Okay so I have be super overwhelmed and this post is going to be extremely long if I tackle it all in one go. So prepare for a few 'chapters' over the next coming days...

I should just write a book..

Here are some highlights of things to come...

SPW:
- has a mental break down.
- An affair with Matt Damon... No really I did..
- has a baby
- not Matt Damon's baby... :(
- Enters therapy
- considers having a mister on the side.

The dysfunction.. oh the dysfunction.